Author Archives: A Bit Of Orange

You’ll Like the Matrix if you Know What’s Good For You

OK, I’ll just say what everyone is already thinking. Matrix 4 a hideous dumper fire that makes us long for the days of Adam Sandler films. It’s the Star Wars Holiday Special of the Matrix Universe. Continue reading

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John Calvin Clause is Coming to TOOOOOWN!

Only the kids on the Nice list get presents. The kids on the Naughty List get stuffed into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Santa’s not messing around. Those naughty kids are getting what they deserve. Continue reading

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Evolution’s Software Problem

If I told you my webcam was the result of mindless, purposeless, accidental random chance, you’d think I was sniffing model airplane glue and drinking Draino. Because that’s insane. Continue reading

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Encounter with an Atheist Roach Clown! | Feedback Friday!

I wonder if you have had the sense to be skeptical of the anti-biblical sources in the same way which you choose to be skeptical of the biblical sources? Continue reading

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Soul is a Good Movie Ruined from the Outside

The movie itself doesn’t drag the audience through the identity politics that the promotion did, so I don’t think it fair to judge the movie based on that, or to decide not to see it because of what the marketing people did with it. Continue reading

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I Don’t Understand Calvinism (Yes I do)

Calvinist Vs Calvinist! Each presenting the position they were determined to hold and praying that God determines the other to change his mind because we don’t have the free will to be persuaded and choose to believe! Continue reading

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Pizza Robots are Taking Over the World!

When Trump was “voted” out of office because of low gas prices and his historically high employment rates, especially among black, Hispanic and female workers… oops! I meant, because of his mean Tweets (some of which- according to a special … Continue reading

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Evolution was developed by Cartographers? Also, Puppy Killing | Feedback Friday!

You can’t defend a worldview where in cute fluffy puppies are valuable and should not be murdered without JUST CAUSE, but human babies are worthless and ought to be slaughtered for the convenience of women who don’t want to bother with birth control. Continue reading

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Pixar’s Soul has no Heart (and it’s racist)

Soul was advertised as this historic thing where a black character was going to be on screen for the first time if you ignore all of the times black characters were on screen previously. Continue reading

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A “Consistent” Calvinist Clears Things Up

I watched NINE HOURS of John Piper so I could explain TULIP to you. Now I’m going to tackle one of the strangest parts of Calvinism that I only discovered recently: Devine Determinism. Continue reading

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