Monthly Archives: June 2022
Monkey Pox is SO GAY…
Remember when the governments of the world shut down almost every business they didn’t directly draw income from in order to stop the spread of a rather aggressive cold and flu virus from China? Well, the next big name in … Continue reading
Dear Leftists: YOU Are the Bad Guys
Remember when Joe Biden called Pro-Life Americans the most EXTREME political group in US history? Things have changed a bit since then. A miracle occurred today on par with the legalization of conceal carry in Illinois, and that is that … Continue reading
Skeptics MAY be Brainless
We are told by science books and biology teachers that every human being, and in fact every mammal, has a brain in their head, but how many heads have we actually seen opened up before us? Continue reading
The First Frame in the Film of our Universe | Feedback Friday
When we say the universe “came into being,” we don’t mean that time existed before time existed. We simply mean that there was a first moment, just as a film has a first frame. Continue reading
Twitter Mob: You can Change your Gender, but NOT Your Menu!
The same Twitter mob who felt it akin to blasphemy for a pancake restaurant to suddenly start self identifying as a burger restaurant turned right around and declared Caitlyn Jenner the “Woman of the Year,” Continue reading
I See a Black Door and I Want It Painted Red
Calvinists like to use the raising of Lazarus as a metaphor for what salvation is like. Our boy Lazarus is dead, and lying in his grave for a handful of days. He clearly is not going anywhere on his own. … Continue reading
Will Smith and the Science of Slapping Chris Rock
The sciences can tell you all kinds of things about a man, but they cannot tell you if it is right or wrong to slap the taste out of his mouth right before you accept an Oscar. Continue reading
All you have is a BOOK that claims itself true! | Feedback Friday
It was the church which gave birth to science and philosophy in the west for more than a thousand years, much of which is still accepted today even by secular scientists. Continue reading
George Floyd Committed Suicide (With his… Butt?)
Yes, George Floyd, patron saint of BLM, told the cops that he was NOT on drugs. Except for the drugs he had put up his butt earlier. Continue reading
Fixing the Prodigal Son for Calvin
I have taken it upon myself to fix this parable, and I now present it to you in the way Jesus WOULD have originally told it, so that it teaches the truth of Calvinism. Continue reading
A Bit of Orange 