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Category Archives: Philosophy
This paper clip is a real jerk
What’s up my fellow atheists? Thank the improbable eventualities it’s Friday, huh? Let me tell you something I was thinking about between my all CAPS LOCK flame attacks on those stupid Christians. I went into the kitchen to get a … Continue reading
Proving God 7: We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident
One of the classes you slept through in High School was the one where you should have learned the Declaration of Independence. It’s a long document which explains why we should have burned Washington DC to the ground long before … Continue reading
Proof of God 6: Proving God with Science (AKA: Indiana CSI: Tomb Raider)
Roach Clowns all the time be saying, “I don’t understand God, Science, or the concept of proof!” but because their spelling is so bad it frequently comes across as “I demand scientific proof for the existence of God!” Now because they … Continue reading
Objective Morals and the Fish Slapping Dance
I was setting fire to old tires full of orphan kittens this morning when I realized that the only thing that has kept me from making arson (Burning down hospitals, specifically) a full time career is all the time I spend selling … Continue reading
In Defense of the 10 (non) Atheist Commandments
Greetings friends! Today we’re looking at a reply to my recent series on the 10 atheist (non) commandments, which shows that, no matter how simple I try to make things, people will tell me I’m wrong without actually reading what I’ve said. … Continue reading
Proof of God 5: Universe from the new i-God (Not coming to any store near you)
During this series I’ve been focusing on how Roach Clowns all the time be demanding evidence for the existence of God, but they are not the only people who ask for evidence for the existence of God. Lots of people … Continue reading
10 (non)Commandments of Atheism #9 and 10- Prohibited and Yet Mandatory
Today we conclude a look at the 10 (non) commandments offered as an alternative to the ten (actual) commandments. This list is compiled from nearly 3,000 submissions from atheists from more than a dozen countries. In keeping with the mindless … Continue reading
