Free Books!

It’s like a library where you never have to return anything! Below are books of material from Rent-A-Friend 2000 and A Bit of Orange. Download, put on your Kindle, send to your friends or hand out copies on the street corner. It’s free! Enjoy, and remember, Jesus Loves You!

The Socratic Ducky

This book takes a rubber duck level look at the kind of philosophy it takes to understand the Christian Worldview. If you can understand a rubber duck, you can understand why you can be certain that the Bible is true from the very first page. Learn about God, reality, truth, knowledge and faith! Then, learn a few arguments that prove that the God of the Bible is real, and is the one true God. Finally, spend some time getting to know the GOSPEL! The Good News of the love of God. Jesus Loves You! Read all about it.

Proof Of God

Of course you can believe in God with no reasons, but if you want to know why God exists and the Bible can be trusted, then this book has a lot to offer you! Proof of God shows arguments and evidence for the existence of God from philosophy, science, morality, design, and British Literature. You’ll learn why atheism and agnosticism are not valid options, and you’ll learn some good reasons to avoid Shia LaBeouf.

Answering Atheism

Atheism seems so complex that even the Atheists on the internet seem to have no idea what it is. Despite their seeming limitless ignorance, those same internet Atheists have a LOT to say about… well, absolutely everything. How is one to understand them and respond? This book makes all of it simple and clear, including WHAT Atheism is, the difference between knowing and believing, the Religion of Atheism (Including the 15 Core Tenets of Orthodox Atheism), Debunking the faith of atheism, and then applying the logic of atheism, which includes guest essays from our Internet Atheist friend PonyH8R. Learn to answer Atheism with wit and common sense, and remember, Jesus Loves them too!

Thursday Night Nachos (The Defining Evolution Series)

Rent-A-Friend 2000 recounts the conversations he has with his friends at the local bar and grill, talking about Evolution. What is it? Is it science? How does it work? As they wait for their weekly pile of Nachos to arrive, the friends discuss the science and evidence in this sometimes complex issue and divide truth from fiction. If you want to see exactly what evolution is, and how Darwin fails the test of science, then this is the book for you! Enjoy!

Preachers, Perverts & Pandas

A Gay Debate! Transgenderism! Other Stuff! PG-13!

In what is sure to be the reason I get kicked off of social media, I explain the debate over gay marriage, and why letting Pandas eat giraffes isn’t the loving thing to do. I explain how the American church has swung the reaction pendulum to both extremes of the LGBTQ debate. I explain how the Transgender movement has failed so badly that I am Transgender (according to Google anyway). And we take a lengthy dive into the many ways a “LGBTQ affirming” church tries to use the Bible to teach things the Bible clearly does not teach. It’s a great lesson on how to start a cult. But the whole point is, whatever our sins, Jesus loves us. That’s the good news the Bible has for all of us, even when we’ve taken a few bites out of the giraffes.

Evolution 101 (Debunking Berkeley’s Darwinian Diatribe)

Come with us into a world of Evo-Believers whose faith far outweighs their facts, and a team of PhD’s who have dedicated themselves to Darwinism when in fact they can’t even clearly tell you what it is. Welcome to Evolution 101 (Or, how to make every living thing, from Wolves to Cabbages, using just the tools and bacteria you’ll find around the house).

A Critical Review and some snarky comments by Rent A Friend 2000

Original material including text and images comes from from
The site I am reviewing is called Evolution 101, and will be presented by me with no editing (though plenty of editorials) and in those few places where parts were cut out for brevity, I make note of it being done. The original site is a collaborative project between Berkley, the University of California Museum of Paleontology and the National Center for Science Education. That it took this many PhD’s to make this web site will become either unbelievable or incredibly sad later on. Their words will appear in normal font. My words in BOLD, with BOLDNESS nearly approaching ZESTY BUFFALO RANCH BOLD! Nearly.

Confessions of a Young Earth Creationist

OK, yes, I confess that I am a Young Earth Creationist. I not only believe that we didn’t evolve over millions of years, I believe that God made the heavens and the earth in a single calendar week, about 6,000 years ago. But WHY would anybody believe that? Why not shove Big Bang and Billions of years into the Bible?

I’m glad you asked.

In these, my confessions, I will explain why this “Young” interpretation of the Bible is the only honest interpretation on account of it being what the Bible actually says. I’ll also show you how it’s found all throughout the Bible, from Genesis to the Ten Commandments, to the words of Jesus. I will also show how it’s defended all throughout science! We’ll look into all of the most common objections and alternative theories, from astronomy to geology, and see that Creation is the faith that fits the facts, and Evolutionism is the faith the facts have failed. Genesis says what it means, and it means what it says!

Sunday School for Sinners & Saints

Are you a Sinner or a Saint? Maybe a bit of both? Well, then! Gather ’round, class! It’s time to take a friendly dive into the Bible and understand what makes it different from all those other religions! We’ll learn about the one true God, and why He is completely different from any other “gods.” We’ll learn who Jesus is, and see how he is the way to God. You’ll learn about salvation, and see how your most wicked evil can be paid for and washed away by Jesus, and all you have to do is say yes to the dress! Metaphorically! Because unlike various cults, the Bible doesn’t tell you what to wear.

The Gospel is GOOD NEWS! And you’ll learn everything you need to know right here in Sunday School for Sinners & Saints.

Tip Toeing Through the TULIP 

Or, Why Calvinism seems to be Bafflingly Stupid

Remember all of those times I said “I don’t want to be one of those blogs that writes about Calvinism all of the time.”? Well, even so I wrote enough to make a full book out of it.

Look, I tried to get Calvinists to explain it to me so that it didn’t sound Baffling stupid, and I was unsuccessful. So now you get to read about it. Enjoy!