Florida: “What? No, go ahead and say Gay.”

The news has been ALL a buzz about the governor of Florida trying to pass a law to make it ILLEGAL to even TALK about homosexuals. It’s called the “Don’t Say GAY Bill,” and it would make it illegal for teachers to say the word “GAY” in schools. Hollywood celebrities came out to show their courage and confident understanding by saying things like, ” GAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY.” And also taking to social media to add, “GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY. #GAY”

Sure the kids know their ABC’s but do they know their Sodomies?

Despite being the smartest and most moral people in the whole universe, the Hollywood celebrities who chimed in on this matter managed to miss a few small, yet still relevant facts about this proposed legislation.

First, it was NOT called the “Don’t Say Gay,” bill. It was called the “Parental Rights in Education” Bill. And secondly, it has absolutely nothing to do with making it illegal to say “Gay.” It merely seeks to ban pornography and discussions of things like Sodomy at grades 4 and under.

So, you can still say “Gay” in Florida. No one cares.

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Tip Toeing Through the TULIP (or, I watched nine hours of John Piper so you don’t have to)

I wasn’t raised a Calvinist, but I have been immersed in Calvinistic churches for a long many years now, and most of the pastors I listened to on line have been Calvinists. So, I knew it existed, and I knew Calvinism was locked in an eternal struggle against the evil forces of Armenianism.

Those filthy heretics.

This is the hand that slapped a thousand Arminians like Will Smith slapped Chris Rock!
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Bad Guys: GREAT Movie!

I don’t typically do a lot of movie reviews, but recently I have taken to talking about movies through the lens of Biblical Apologetics. I wrote several posts about Turning Red and explained why it is an unlikable, immoral dumpster fire which you should avoid watching, in the way you should avoid looking directly at a solar eclipse. So I thought it only fair that I should tell you about a good movie: THE BAD GUYS!

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What I Learned from Flat Earthers

I often marvel at the strange and frequently hostile replies I get on social media from people defending their sacred Darwinism from my various criticisms.

What’s their deal? Can’t they just follow the evidence where it leads?

Well, I recently got a sneak peek into their world when I came upon a unique video made by a flat earth proponent. In my experience, most flat earth videos are pretty much the same. First, they have the remarkable ability to pack a full four minutes of content into a mere 2 and a half hours of video. That four minutes will consist of a lot of vague references to modern science, much of which will be wrong, including some flagrant misunderstandings of the ball earth model, like when they ask why all of the water on earth doesn’t drip off of the bottom of the earth, by which they mean the south pole. Apparently many of them think we believe that the earth is like a basketball in your living room, such that, if it were covered in water, all of the water would fall off and form a puddle on the vast cosmic carpeting underneath the south pole.

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How they would come to this understanding of the model if they had spent a single day awake in science class any time at all during their formative years, I cannot say. This is a gross misunderstanding so obvious that I suspect even Bill Nye would catch it. But I digress.

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Ignorant Atheist Hates on the Autistic | Feedback Friday!

Welcome to Feedback Friday! Today’s comment comes from a girl who stops by now and then to explain what an idiot I am and how terrifying it is that people like me exist.

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You know what? DON’T Believe ALL Women (Or Pet the Raccoons)

I’m about to make a case for NOT believing all women, but before I do, I want to state that this case is built on the foundation of the equality between the genders. Of which there are only two.

And while I’m blowing the minds of my Leftist friends, I’ll even define “Woman” for you: An adult human female.

I guess I’m overqualified for the Supreme Court. But I digress.

The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard defecation lawsuit… oh, excuse me, Defamation lawsuit has been playing nonstop, live on the internet for a couple of weeks now as if it’s an important soccer match between Brazil and England. Here’s why it is happening:

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Turning Red Isn’t BRAVE- It’s SELFISH

I’ve just rewatched Disney/Pixar’s brave from 2012. It’s a great movie for a lot of reasons, and it brought into focus some of the problems with this year’s Pixar release, Turning Red.

Great scott I hate that stupid movie so much, and the more I think about it the worse it gets.

Our heroine, ladies and gentlemen. Attacking another child and terrifying others.
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Don’t Feed the Bears, Unless they Vote for the Democrats

I don’t want to get all political, but if the Democrats are going to buy into Evolution and believe that humans are just another animal, the least they can do is treat the humans as well as they treat the other animals. I think that’s only fair.

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Animal Rights Atheist Talks Morality | Feedback Friday!

Amanda stopped by for a little back and forth about morality. It turns out she is an atheist, a believer in Evolution, and in favor of killing babies. You can imagine how persuasive she was. But read it for yourself:

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Baby Killing TO THE EXTREME!

Former Vice President Joe Biden has responded to the Americans who wish it to be illegal to murder babies by calling them the “MOST EXTREME POLITICAL GROUP” in US History. So I thought I would offer a couple of reminders:

“If you can’t decide if you’re for me or for Trump, then you ain’t BLACK!”

1. The Democrats are the party of the KKK

In some of the application forms to become a Klansman, you had to swear that you were not now and never have been a member of the “RADICAL Republican Party.” They were, of course, “Radical” because they thought that Black Lives Mattered.

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