From henceforth, I am claiming the rainbow flag as my own. From this day forward, let it be known that the flying of the RAINBOW FLAG is done in honor of A BIT OF ORANGE- which every flag already contains. A bit of orange I mean. It’s between the red and yellow.

Although we should start making them with a MUCH wider Orange stripe, as it is the most important one. But, we’ll use what we have until then.

The RAINBOW flag shall NO LONGER be known as the “Pride flag” but instead shall be known both henceforth, but also retroactively as the BIT OF ORANGE FLAG (or, the “A Bit of Orange” flag. Both are permissible.) To save time, such as in a hashtag, you may refer to it as The BOOF. But not the BOOV, because those are the humorous world conquering alien creatures from the Dreamworks film HOME.

Anyone who claims that anyone has displayed a BIT OF ORANGE FLAG for any purpose other than to honor me and my wisdom/webpage/wit/etc. shall be mocked as an ignorant liar and told to do some form of internet penance, like eating Tide Pods or something. We’ll workshop it and get back to you.

Some of you are confused, so let me address the obvious questions.

Q & A time!

Q: What gives you the right to declare the meaning of something which is already being used as an established symbol?

Answer: I’m on the internet.

If you’ve been on the internet, you have seen how it works. Something which used to mean one thing- like the “OK” hand gesture, or the phrase “colored people” or bananas. All three are now (we are told by the internet) unforgivable symbols of racist hate. Now the “OK” hand gesture (or to our friends in the deaf community, the number 9) means “White Power.” And it always has now. Why? Because someone on the internet said so and CNN took their word as an ABSOLUTE authority. That is the power of the internet and I an wielding that power with an iron fist.

Also, while “colored people” is vile and racist and hateful, you are REQUIRED to use the term “people or color,” because that is COMPLETELY different. People didn’t know that back in the age of the Boomers, but we know now that they SHOULD have.

Q: So are you saying A Bit of Orange is a gay/trans/etc pride supporting ally?

Answer: No, I am saying the LGBTQ (etc) community has been promoting their love and honor for me and this website at all of their parades, bars, clubs, and socio-political events. And as soon as I trade mark it, they will owe me a TON of money.

And of course I appreciate their love and support.

Q: What if people continue to use the rainbow flag as a symbol of LGBTQ (etc) Pride?

Answer: That would be horribly hateful and intolerant and I would encourage Elon Musk to cancel their Twitter accounts even though he most likely will not. Once somebody on the internet says something means something, then it does. That’s it. There’s no vote. Everyone just has to let everyone else know so they don’t do anything hateful and intolerant, like using MY RAINBOW FLAG to mean something vile, sinful and perverse. Because I will make fun of people if I have to. I’ll type all KINDS of mean yet undeniably funny things if it comes to that.

It doesn’t matter what THEY think they’re using it for. It MEANS an allegiance to the greatness of me and my web site. To say anything else would be… well, not OK.

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I Still Can’t get Over This

I’m not even making this up. He admits it to the police. Read all about it here.

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Mr. Rogers is a Transphobic Hateful Bigot!

Just LISTEN to this hateful rant from the hateful bigot who wants to bring death to Trans kids! I can’t believe YouTube allows this hateful TRASH to be shown! Why haven’t they taken it down yet!?!??!

And on a personal note, being a Leftist is SO MUCH easier than being rational. I may have to make another blog for that. Just toss around “Racist, hateful, and Bigot” and either gay, trans or Islam with “phobic” at the end, and you’ve already won the debate without having to make an argument!

So, it’s time to #CancelMrRogersHatefulNeighborhood

You can send money to support my movement via Venmo or Paypal, or just in bags full of cash.

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Rein in that Rainbow! Read “Preachers, Perverts & Pandas”- FREE!

Preachers, Perverts & Pandas, aka A Gay Debate! Transgenderism! Other Stuff! PG-13! is available online for free for your entertainment and education. And it’s PG-13, so don’t try and use this one to teach the little kids’ Sunday School classes.

In what is sure to be the reason I get kicked off of social media, I explain the debate over gay marriage, and why letting Pandas eat giraffes isn’t the loving thing to do.

I explain how the American church has swung the reaction pendulum to both extremes of the LGBTQ debate. Both of which are wrong.

I explain how the Transgender movement has failed so badly that I am Transgender (according to Google anyway). I’m old enough to remember when words had meanings. But I digress.

And we take a lengthy dive into the many ways a “LGBTQ affirming” church tries to use the Bible to teach things the Bible clearly does not teach. It’s a great lesson on how to start a cult.

But the whole point is, whatever our sins, Jesus loves us. That’s the good news the Bible has for all of us, even when we’ve taken a few bites out of the giraffes.

“Preachers, Perverts & Pandas” FOR FREE here.

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Darwin Debunked! Read “Thursday Night Nachos” FOR FREE!

Rent-A-Friend 2000 recounts the conversations he has with his friends at the local bar and grill, talking about Evolution. What is it? Is it science? How does it work?

As they wait for their weekly pile of Nachos to arrive, the friends discuss the science and evidence in this sometimes complex issue and divide truth from fiction. If you want to see exactly what evolution is, and how Darwin fails the test of science, then this is the book for you! Enjoy!

Read online or download for free here: https://abitoforange.com/free-books/

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Atheism is Stupid, but “Answering Atheism” is Free!

Atheism seems so complex that even the Atheists on the internet seem to have no idea what it is. Despite their seeming limitless ignorance, those same internet Atheists have a LOT to say about… well, absolutely everything. How is one to understand them and respond?

This book makes all of it simple and clear, including WHAT Atheism is, the difference between knowing and believing, the Religion of Atheism (Including the 15 Core Tenets of Orthodox Atheism), Debunking the faith of atheism, and then applying the logic of atheism, which includes guest essays from our Internet Atheist friend PonyH8R. Learn to answer Atheism with wit and common sense, and remember, Jesus Loves them too!

Read online or download for free here: https://abitoforange.com/free-books/

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Evidence! Reasons! FAITH! Read “Proof Of God” for free!

Of course you can believe in God with no reasons, but if you want to know why God exists and the Bible can be trusted, then this book has a lot to offer you! Proof of God shows arguments and evidence for the existence of God from philosophy, science, morality, design, and British Literature. You’ll learn why atheism and agnosticism are not valid options, and you’ll learn some good reasons to avoid Shia LaBeouf.

Click here to read online or download for free: https://abitoforange.com/free-books/

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Another Quiz: Protests!

One of these photos shows people peacefully protesting what they consider to be a serious case of injustice, and another shows a dangerous group of violent thugs threatening Democracy itself. Can you tell which is which?

Which image shows the dangerous, violent mob action? Is it:

A. The images from Kenosha where homes and stores were burned and looted and the CNN news anchor had to wear a gas mask and eye protection, and so much of the city was in flames that they couldn’t provide a shot of the protests that didn’t feature burning cars and buildings?

B. The January 6th attack on the Capital where a crowd of boomers took selfies to send their grandkids, and took almost no precautions to hide their identities as they shuffled through the building?

OK, pencils down. Did you get it right?

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Who said it? Biden or Trump? (Nazis and Riots and Klansmen, OH MY!)

Who said each of these quotes? Was it Joe Biden, or Donald Trump?

#1 “I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists—because they should be condemned totally.”

#2 “The anti-Semitic threats targeting our Jewish community and community centers are horrible and are painful and a very sad reminder of the work that still must be done to root out hate and prejudice and evil.”

#3 “The riots in Charlottesville a year ago resulted in senseless death and division… I condemn all types of racism and acts of violence.”

#4 “I totally disavow the Ku Klux Klan, I totally disavow David Duke – I’ve been doing it now for two weeks, you’re probably about the 18th person that’s asked me the question…” And three days later. “But, I’ve rejected. How many times do I have to reject? I’ve reject David Duke – rejected David Duke. I’ve rejected the KKK, the Ku Klux Klan. From the time I’m five years old, I’ve rejected them.”

OK! Pencils down! Did you guess who said each of these quotes?

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Who Said it? Biden or Trump? (Welcome to the jungle, baby!)

Who said the following quotes? Joe Biden or Donald Trump?

#1 “Unless we do something about this,” he said, “my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions built so high that it is going to explode at some point. We have got to make some move on this.”

#2 Barack Obama is “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

#3 “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”

#4 “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”

#5 “Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things.”

#6 “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or (the other candidate), then you ain’t Black.”

OK, Pencils down. Did you figure out who said these things?

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