Category Archives: Jesus and the Bible
Dr Calvin and the Cancer Restaurant
Our intrepid reporter is on location to interview the one she has been told is the Great Physician. A beautiful restaurant is full of people from all walks of life, enjoying a meal and drinks in a grand hall. The … Continue reading
The Gospel According to Frozen
Everyone LOVES Frozen. It’s a beautiful movie with likable characters and VERY catchy songs that your kids will sing over and over and over and over until you catch yourself thinking about drinking rum strait from the bottle like you … Continue reading
PLEASE, Let’s All Agree to Stop Reading the KJV
I know that many of you hold the King James Version of the Bible in a special place in your hearts as your favorite translation. Many of you read and quote nothing else, and I am about to make all … Continue reading
Is God a Cosmic Dictator?
Often God’s justice is letting people have what they want, and hell is separation from God. This is literally what the Atheist is asking for when he asks God to leave him alone. He is asking for hell, and God respects his choice. Continue reading
If the Flood was Local, Noah was an Idiot
Does somebody want to tell me why Noah wouldn’t just pack up the station wagon and get out of town? Again, what animals lived around there that couldn’t just walk off on their own? And what kind of rare, special animals lived in this one wicked area that needed to be saved from a flood anyway? Continue reading
It’s Time to Admit You’re Not Really a Christian
This cretin NEVER said that it was a true fact of history. He just glibly ended with “I believe it” like a talking pony might declare that she believes in the magic of friendship. And that’s when I decided that this pastor, and probably an unsettling number of those people who call this church home, ARE NOT CHRISTIANS. Continue reading
Big. White. WHALE! (or- How educated people sometimes miss the obvious)
Lately, the church attenders in our nation have wondered how, if it’s so obvious to people like me that Genesis 1-3 are meant to be read as literal history, that so many people with college degrees have decided that it … Continue reading
Is Luke Skywalker a MORAL MONSTER?!?!?
Storm-troopers, Nazis and Canaanites, OH MY! We delve into the question of moral rightness when it comes to military action against the bad guys, and of course we’re talking about Star Wars. You know, a lot of people got killed … Continue reading
Who Is GOD? | Sunday School for Sinners and Saints #3
From the very first line of scripture, we learn where the universe came from, and we also learn a little of what God is like. He is beyond time and space. He is the creator of matter and energy. He … Continue reading
A Bit of Orange 