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John Calvin Clause is Coming to TOOOOOWN!

Posted on June 6, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

Only the kids on the Nice list get presents. The kids on the Naughty List get stuffed into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Santa’s not messing around. Those naughty kids are getting what they deserve. Continue reading →

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Someone tell Santa that the ground is LAVA!!!

Posted on December 19, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

Canadian rabblerouser and language-police protester Jordan Peterson has said that telling your kids that Santa is real is not wrong, because, as he says, “Look, I think “lying” is the wrong way of thinking about this. Santa Clause is a … Continue reading →

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Believing in God is Like Believing in Santa Claus

Posted on December 25, 2017 by A Bit Of Orange

Do Christians believe in Santa Claus? Of course. He’s one of us. You won’t get too far in the internet’s funderful world of Atheist Jihad Bloggers before you hear someone accuse Christians of being like those who believe that a … Continue reading →

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