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John Calvin Clause is Coming to TOOOOOWN!
Only the kids on the Nice list get presents. The kids on the Naughty List get stuffed into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Santa’s not messing around. Those naughty kids are getting what they deserve. Continue reading
Believing in God is Like Believing in Santa Claus
Do Christians believe in Santa Claus? Of course. He’s one of us. You won’t get too far in the internet’s funderful world of Atheist Jihad Bloggers before you hear someone accuse Christians of being like those who believe that a … Continue reading