Author Archives: A Bit Of Orange
Will Smith and the Science of Slapping Chris Rock
The sciences can tell you all kinds of things about a man, but they cannot tell you if it is right or wrong to slap the taste out of his mouth right before you accept an Oscar. Continue reading
All you have is a BOOK that claims itself true! | Feedback Friday
It was the church which gave birth to science and philosophy in the west for more than a thousand years, much of which is still accepted today even by secular scientists. Continue reading
George Floyd Committed Suicide (With his… Butt?)
Yes, George Floyd, patron saint of BLM, told the cops that he was NOT on drugs. Except for the drugs he had put up his butt earlier. Continue reading
Fixing the Prodigal Son for Calvin
I have taken it upon myself to fix this parable, and I now present it to you in the way Jesus WOULD have originally told it, so that it teaches the truth of Calvinism. Continue reading
We Need to Talk About Robots and A.I.
If atheism were true, then your brain would differ from the brick or the toaster or the computer only in the complexity of its make up. But not in what you truly are- atoms. Continue reading
Boy! Nothing sure is SOMETHING! | Feedback Friday!
I COULD provide a reference to a single scientist who has claimed that “everything came from nothing” but instead, here’s half a dozen in their own words… Continue reading
You’ll Like the Matrix if you Know What’s Good For You
OK, I’ll just say what everyone is already thinking. Matrix 4 a hideous dumper fire that makes us long for the days of Adam Sandler films. It’s the Star Wars Holiday Special of the Matrix Universe. Continue reading
John Calvin Clause is Coming to TOOOOOWN!
Only the kids on the Nice list get presents. The kids on the Naughty List get stuffed into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Santa’s not messing around. Those naughty kids are getting what they deserve. Continue reading
Evolution’s Software Problem
If I told you my webcam was the result of mindless, purposeless, accidental random chance, you’d think I was sniffing model airplane glue and drinking Draino. Because that’s insane. Continue reading
Encounter with an Atheist Roach Clown! | Feedback Friday!
I wonder if you have had the sense to be skeptical of the anti-biblical sources in the same way which you choose to be skeptical of the biblical sources? Continue reading
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