Tag Archives: Bible
Amber Vs Whitney and Why the Gospels are True
This year’s trial of the century has just ended, as Johnny Depp sued Ex-Wife Amber Heard for defamation, and she (Neener-Neener) sued him right back for defamation as well, both asserting that the other had abused them and then lied … Continue reading
The Dangers of Absinthe- The Green Fairy
Absinthe has great marketing, and opponents of it are painted broad brush as Puritanical, or simply as uncool. Its time for a careful consideration of the facts and an honest discussion. Continue reading
It’s Time to Admit You’re Not Really a Christian
This cretin NEVER said that it was a true fact of history. He just glibly ended with “I believe it” like a talking pony might declare that she believes in the magic of friendship. And that’s when I decided that this pastor, and probably an unsettling number of those people who call this church home, ARE NOT CHRISTIANS. Continue reading
I See a Black Door and I Want It Painted Red
Calvinists like to use the raising of Lazarus as a metaphor for what salvation is like. Our boy Lazarus is dead, and lying in his grave for a handful of days. He clearly is not going anywhere on his own. … Continue reading
All you have is a BOOK that claims itself true! | Feedback Friday
It was the church which gave birth to science and philosophy in the west for more than a thousand years, much of which is still accepted today even by secular scientists. Continue reading
Fixing the Prodigal Son for Calvin
I have taken it upon myself to fix this parable, and I now present it to you in the way Jesus WOULD have originally told it, so that it teaches the truth of Calvinism. Continue reading
John Calvin Clause is Coming to TOOOOOWN!
Only the kids on the Nice list get presents. The kids on the Naughty List get stuffed into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Santa’s not messing around. Those naughty kids are getting what they deserve. Continue reading
Encounter with an Atheist Roach Clown! | Feedback Friday!
I wonder if you have had the sense to be skeptical of the anti-biblical sources in the same way which you choose to be skeptical of the biblical sources? Continue reading
I Don’t Understand Calvinism (Yes I do)
Calvinist Vs Calvinist! Each presenting the position they were determined to hold and praying that God determines the other to change his mind because we don’t have the free will to be persuaded and choose to believe! Continue reading
A Bit of Orange 