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Fixing the Prodigal Son for Calvin

I have taken it upon myself to fix this parable, and I now present it to you in the way Jesus WOULD have originally told it, so that it teaches the truth of Calvinism. Continue reading

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John Calvin Clause is Coming to TOOOOOWN!

Only the kids on the Nice list get presents. The kids on the Naughty List get stuffed into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Santa’s not messing around. Those naughty kids are getting what they deserve. Continue reading

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Encounter with an Atheist Roach Clown! | Feedback Friday!

I wonder if you have had the sense to be skeptical of the anti-biblical sources in the same way which you choose to be skeptical of the biblical sources? Continue reading

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I Don’t Understand Calvinism (Yes I do)

Calvinist Vs Calvinist! Each presenting the position they were determined to hold and praying that God determines the other to change his mind because we don’t have the free will to be persuaded and choose to believe! Continue reading

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A “Consistent” Calvinist Clears Things Up

I watched NINE HOURS of John Piper so I could explain TULIP to you. Now I’m going to tackle one of the strangest parts of Calvinism that I only discovered recently: Devine Determinism. Continue reading

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Tip Toeing Through the TULIP (or, I watched nine hours of John Piper so you don’t have to)

I decided I needed to find an Arminian to tell me, in his own filthy heretical words, why he rejects the Bible. Assuming he did. Which, of course he did. Heretics. Continue reading

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A Gay Debate: Chapter One

Hello friends. I am your rent a friend, and today I am responding  to a good friend of mine named Amanda who is flummoxed by the debate over giving homosexuals the right to marry. I was further encouraged to reply … Continue reading

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God and Isaac Newton | Sunday School for Sinners and Saints #4

“Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.” Hebrews 13:8(NIV) “I the Lord do not change.” Malachi 3:6 (NIV) We know from creation that God is the maker of the heavens and the earth. He is the creator … Continue reading

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Why is this debate worth having? | Confessions of a Young Earth Creationist INTRO

  If the Old Earth/evolutionary model is true, then God made a world with sin, sickness, and death. But then… what is Jesus saving us FROM? His own design? And what is promised to us in the future when He … Continue reading

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Was Jesus For the Killing and Eating of Lesbians?

Reading the Bible can be a SHOCKING experience. Just as one example which I felt I needed to share: There is not a single verse in the New Testament where in Jesus commands his followers not to murder lesbians! I … Continue reading

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