Diversity Casting is SO GAY (An Open Letter to Hollywood)

Posted on October 12, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

The “gay romantic comedy” Bros flopped at the box office recently, and the people behind it took to social media to express how disappointed they are that heterosexual Americans didn’t come out to see it. The makers of this movie described it as capturing the experience of being a mid-30’s single gay man in New York. But then they were surprised that not gay, not New Yorkers had no interest in a movie about being gay in New York.

Dear Hollywood,

You told us that Ariel, the Little Mermaid had to be “black” so that little “black” girls could see themselves on the screen. We were told that they couldn’t enjoy a movie about someone who isn’t a version of themselves on the screen.

But now you wonder why normal people all over the mid-west don’t want to watch gay New Yorkers having orgies?

Please make up your mind. Your reasoning is giving us whiplash.

thank you,

Rent-A-Friend 2000

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Questions for Calvinists (part 1- WHY T?)

Posted on October 12, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

As you may know, I have been writing occasional articles about Calvinism where I always start by saying I don’t want to become the kind of blog that writes articles about Calvinism. But when something seems to me worth deep and Biblical questions, as well as being potential for a cheap and easy laugh, I start typing away. I don’t get paid for this, so I’m always looking for ways to make my job easy, to cut corners, and to give you the worst possible experience.

Oh, wait, no, that’s not me. That’s the Biden Administration. (rim shot)

See? Cheap and easy, like Dollar Store Cookies. But now I’m thinking about “She Hulk” and wondering if I should have said Disney +… Anyway…

I have been trying to get Calvinists to explain Calvinism to me, because I find it to be astoundingly absurd and incompatible with the Bible. Look, like most things I disagree with, I can see why people think they accept it.
“Pollution bad!” Ok, I’m a Climate change activist.
“Women’s rights!” Fine, I’m pro-choice,
“Love is Love!” Right, fly that rainbow flag and such…

Like, if all you have is the bumper sticker, and you’re too lazy to look any deeper, which, let’s face it, most people are…Well, remember “Black Lives matter”? That’s all I’m saying.

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The New Ariel is Princess Segregation

Posted on October 10, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

According to the font of knowledge which is Wikipedia, “Racial segregation is the systematic separation of people into racial or other ethnic groups in daily life.” In other words, it’s a system which has the intention of dividing people based on their perceived race. In the Democrat run cities of the 1940s, that meant some restaurants were for “whites only” where as certain drinking fountains were for People of Color (which they called “colored people” which I think twitter considers hate-speech now). The system of various cultural and legal norms were designed to physically and emotionally separate “black” Americans from “white” Americans, and probably to separate both of them from the Jews.

It involves signage, rules, policies, laws and mask wearing Karens to constantly shout, “THIS is for WHITE people, and THAT is for BLACK people. STAY IN YOUR LANE!” Or, your safe space? Whatever. The point is, white people here, black people there. That is what segregation is all about.

Now for those of you who think the political parties are pretty much the same, or for those of you who think that the Republican party (Conservative, Christian, and which was LITERALLY invented to end slavery) is racist while the Democratic party (Leftist, Secular, Socialist, and which literally gave us the KKK) is opposed to racism, let’s talk about Racial Segregation. Is it happening today? And if so, who is pushing it, and who is fighting it? Think about it.

OK, now let’s talk about Disney.

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Muhammad Vs The Angel Gabriel

Posted on October 9, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

My man Vocab Malone and “What Do You Meme”s Jon McCray give us another episode of Muhammad’s Boom-Boom-Room. Believe it or not, this is an educational series that teaches you all sorts of things about Islam that, from what I can gather, most Muslims never hear.

And it’s really funny. Check it out and share it with your friends, and remember, Jesus Loves You!

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Really, WordPress?

Posted on October 8, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

For this article, How Disney Celebrates “Diversity I used the following as the image for the article:

But WordPress decided to stick part of the image at the top of the article, and it looked like this:

Which changes the meaning of the title in a way I did not intend.

Really, WordPress? My phone has facial recognition software, but your website doesn’t? I don’t care if this gets me more views. We are not doing this again young man! Now go to your room!

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Read THE SOCRATIC DUCKY for free! Rubber Duck Level Philosophy!

Posted on October 8, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

This book takes a rubber duck level look at the kind of philosophy it takes to understand the Christian Worldview. If you can understand a rubber duck, you can understand why you can be certain that the Bible is true from the very first page. Learn about God, reality, truth, knowledge and faith! Then, learn a few arguments that prove that the God of the Bible is real, and is the one true God. Finally, spend some time getting to know the GOSPEL! The Good News of the love of God. Jesus Loves You! Read all about it.

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How Disney Celebrates “Diversity”

Posted on October 7, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

Disney/Pixar: We’re making the lead character of Soul a black man voiced by a black man!

Twitter: Hooray! Diversity!

That’s Joe’s hat…

Disney/Pixar: …and then he falls into an open sewer and dies nine minutes later, only to have a white woman take over his body and make every part of his life better even though she’s never lived a single day.

Twitter: Uh, hooray.

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Gaston is Why I Hate the New Ariel

Posted on October 5, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

Do you see this guy? Take a good look. He’s skinny and short, thin necked and barely fills that coat.

This is the “live action” Beauty and the Beast Gaston, played by Luke Evans. And look at this. He’s BARELY taller than the LeFou played by Gosh Gad.

Josh Gad was Olaf in Frozen. Here he was a gay LeFou. Because, what we all wanted, according to Disney, is a LeFou who wants to have sex with Gaston. Ew.

As disgusting as that is, and as ugly and annoying as this movie is in general, the thing that bothered me the MOST about the horrible failure which was 2017’s Beauty and the Beast, was the fact that Luke Evans here looks NOTHING like Gaston.

Gaston is a huge, strapping man with muscles to spare. He is supposed to be the antithesis of the beast. In fact, one of the ways you can interpret the title is that Gaston here is the BEAST, and under the character of the Beast/Prince Adam is the Beauty which is brought out by the love of Bell. We know what Gaston looks like. He looks like a BEAST. But this tiny, skinny little Luke Evans is not strapping nor tall. HE IS NOT GASTON.

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NEW Free book! Sunday School for Sinners & Saints

Posted on October 4, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

Are you a Sinner or a Saint? Maybe a bit of both? Well, then! Gather ’round, class! It’s time to take a friendly dive into the Bible and understand what makes it different from all those other religions! We’ll learn about the one true God, and why He is completely different from any other “gods.” We’ll learn who Jesus is, and see how he is the way to God. You’ll learn about salvation, and see how your most wicked evil can be paid for and washed away by Jesus, and all you have to do is say yes to the dress! Metaphorically! Because unlike various cults, the Bible doesn’t tell you what to wear.

The Gospel is GOOD NEWS! And you’ll learn everything you need to know right here in Sunday School for Sinners & Saints. Read online or download for FREE right here!

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The Pride Flag Just Cannibalized Itself

Posted on October 3, 2022 by A Bit Of Orange

Here’s something I have heard in SEVERAL places on the old internet- something a lot of us saw coming.

Transgender lesbians (by which I mean men dressing as women who want to have sex with women) are calling cis gender lesbians (by which I mean women who want to have sex with other women) TRANSPHOBIC because they (the lesbians) refuse to have sex with Transgender women (by which I mean men).

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Did you get that? The T in the LGBT is attacking the L because the L refuses to treat the T as if they are actual women. Now, lesbians refusing to have sex with men is TRANSPHOBIC.

The PRIDE flag has created for itself a catch-22. Either Trans-women are actual women, and thus lesbians should be willing to treat them as actual women, OR THEY ARE NOT. But if an L is willing to have sex with a T that makes her a B (bi-sexual), which means she is not L.

So lesbianism is now Transphobic. You cannot be a lesbian without being a hateful bigot. Which means the PRIDE flag should now be the GBTQ flag.

But… G isn’t B either, so that’s also Transphobic. And all Q means is L or G, so if T is legitimate, then ONLY T and B are acceptable now.

Until we start arguing how many genders there are, because B assumes that there are 2, which, according to some, is hate-speech. And since gender is not only fluid, but a spectrum, then B is also transphobic.

Sorry Pride flag, you’re the Transflag now.

One flag to rule them all, one flag to find them, 

One flag to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; 

In the Leftism of Portland where the shadows lie.

Soon they will ALL be the Trans Flag!!!!
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