Category Archives: Philosophy
10 (non)Commandments of Atheism #9 and 10- Prohibited and Yet Mandatory
Today we conclude a look at the 10 (non) commandments offered as an alternative to the ten (actual) commandments. This list is compiled from nearly 3,000 submissions from atheists from more than a dozen countries. In keeping with the mindless … Continue reading
Proof of God 4: Proving God with science- or, What does the Number Five Smell Like?
If you’ve admitted in the public space of social media that you are a Christian, you no doubt have been attacked by the filthy pests of social media which I call Roach Clowns in an exchange that sounds something like … Continue reading
10 (non)Commandments of Atheism #5 – 8: No Foundation for Fish Tacos
We’re continuing our tour through the epic failure which occurred when nearly 3,000 atheists from more than a dozen countries tried to replace the ten commandments with their own very helpful suggestions. In a lot of ways, it’s what I … Continue reading
Proof of God 3: Tological Argument: ON!
Have you ever tried to get to the top of a tall tree by digging a really, really deep hole? If so, you have some idea what it’s like to be a Roach Clown. By trying to set the bar … Continue reading
10 (non)Commandments of Atheism #3 and 4- Ghosts in the Machine
Once again we are looking at the 10 (non) commandments of Atheism as compiled from the helpful suggestions of nearly 3,000 atheists from more than a dozen countries. There are no Atheist organizations working in the name of atheism for … Continue reading
Proof of God 2: Sleeping Through Math Class
Today we’re going to dust off the cobwebs of our minds and try to remember way back to our various math classes. Remember how the cover of the book always looked like the jacket for some Atari racing game or … Continue reading
Proof of God 1: I Think I Think, Therefore Maybe I Am?
Today we are going to take a good close look into your brain. Of course, I don’t mean you’ll be taking your brain out of your head. I am going on the assumption that you have an extra brain or … Continue reading
I’m a Vegetarian! (A poem to make you think about the validity of a profession)
Whether it’s someone trying to convince me that Hitler claimed to be a Christian, or the media’s insistence that no terrorist on earth is an ACTUAL Muslim, men can be women if they FEEL like one, or “fake black NAACP … Continue reading
How to Determine a Speed Limit
We find Rent-A-Friend standing in the middle of a wooded area, next to his rad BMX bike, near a newly discovered path through the woods. With him are Blue Beard (the Post Modern Pirate), Tom (from accounts receivable) and their … Continue reading
Wind Chill- WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG
Looking around the country, you may have noticed that a large percentage of the people who make up the United States have literally lost their minds. And the suggestion that they go out and find it is offensive. Actually, almost … Continue reading
A Bit of Orange 