Author Archives: A Bit Of Orange
Gaston is Why I Hate the New Ariel
Do you see this guy? Take a good look. He’s skinny and short, thin necked and barely fills that coat. This is the “live action” Beauty and the Beast Gaston, played by Luke Evans. And look at this. He’s BARELY … Continue reading
NEW Free book! Sunday School for Sinners & Saints
Are you a Sinner or a Saint? Maybe a bit of both? Well, then! Gather ’round, class! It’s time to take a friendly dive into the Bible and understand what makes it different from all those other religions! We’ll learn … Continue reading
The Pride Flag Just Cannibalized Itself
Here’s something I have heard in SEVERAL places on the old internet- something a lot of us saw coming. Transgender lesbians (by which I mean men dressing as women who want to have sex with women) are calling cis gender … Continue reading
PREDICTION: MERMAID
OK kids, here’s what we know. For 30 years, Disney has had merch, shirts, dolls, wall art, pictures, a live show, meet and greet, parade appearances, statues and actresses portraying the little mermaid as she appears in the original movie. … Continue reading
At LEAST I am not a Cat Slaving Radish Eater! | Feedback Friday
Let’s talk about you “OWNING” A CAT. First, you have enslaved an animal against its will so that it will know only the space, food, and experiences YOU have chosen for it. So Cruel. So UNNATURAL. Second, you let this … Continue reading
Did Judas Really Have a Choice?
How did God determine that Judas would betray Jesus without overriding Judas’s own free will? Calvinist will frequently point toward the events surrounding and leading toward the crucifixion of Jesus as being a clear example of God’s meticulous decree controlling … Continue reading
Preachers, Perverts & Pandas
A Gay Debate! Transgenderism! Other Stuff! PG-13! In what is sure to be the reason I get kicked off of social media, I explain the debate over gay marriage, and why letting Pandas eat giraffes isn’t the loving thing to … Continue reading
Trans-Racial Rights Are Being Denied!
A news article just came across my feed and I needed to share it with you. For context, Indigenous means American Indian, or Native American, or whatever term isn’t considered racist this week on Twitter. Emily Carr University is a … Continue reading
Read “Thursday Night Nachos (The Defining Evolution Series)” FOR FREE!
Rent-A-Friend 2000 recounts the conversations he has with his friends at the local bar and grill, talking about Evolution. What is it? Is it science? How does it work? As they wait for their weekly pile of Nachos to arrive, … Continue reading
OK, the Leftists are Right About Disney Princesses
They showed me this, and now I’m convinced. Disney should cast their movies however they want. Only a racist would say otherwise.
A Bit of Orange 