Genes, Eye Color, and Gender

When I met my wife, her hair was red. But it was red because she had dyed it. She is actually blonde. She was born blonde, and remains blonde. When she dyed her hair, she was a blonde who had dyed her hair red.Image result for red head

Your DNA determines your hair color. That is determined before you were born, and before you even have hair. You can’t change it, you can only cover it up. Continue reading

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Children and Pizza

The Bible says children are a blessing from the Lord.

Psalm 127 says:

Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord,
    the fruit of the womb a reward.
Like arrows in the hand of a warrior
    are the children of one’s youth.
Blessed is the man
    who fills his quiver with them!

And it’s true, children are a blessing.

But there is such thing as too much of a good thing.

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Pizza is a good thing.

Blessed is the man whose plate is piled high with three cheese and pepperoni!

But as someone who has eaten himself sick more than once, I can tell you that, even when something is a wonderful blessing, there is still an argument for knowing when enough is enough. And frankly, I’ve yet to hear the persuasive argument for “too much is never enough” especially when “too much” includes diapers and sleep deprivation. 

I have one child, and even as the husband/father who arguably has the easiest part of the birthday and everything after, it nearly killed me. Maybe I’m soft. Maybe my child is a little more BATMAN than other kids. I don’t know. All I know is, I have a friend with 7 kids.

SEVEN.

So I figure, between the two of us, we have EIGHT kids.

That’s four a piece. My quiver is, statistically speaking, full enough.

But that’s just my opinion.

#JesusLovesYou

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The Bible is like the Dictionary

Have you ever written a word by hand, like on a piece of paper, and then stared at it too long? You know the feeling, like, YOU just wrote that word, but now you’re looking at it wondering if you have ever seen that combination of letters in that order in your life, and no matter how much you reassure yourself that you spelled it right, you can’t shake the feeling that it HAS TO BE wrong. 

This is called semantic satiation or sometimes Wordnesia. Continue reading

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Actually, Atheists, you DO have the Burden of Proof

Atheists all of the time be telling me that THEY don’t have to think, reason, or answer questions. They insist that THEY do not have the burden of proof.

However, my atheist friends, You DO have the burden of proof.

You are the one making the ridiculous claims. Continue reading

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Gene Duplication, Printing Errors, and the Secrets of Lady Duck

Imagine you wrote a book. It’s a novel about a Bluebird who is actually a secret agent with MI6: “The Nest is Not Enough” (Followup to your runaway best seller “Gold Feather”). 

It’s a real page turner and is doing VERY well with the youth market.

But at the start of the Christmas holiday retail season (September 4th) the printer makes an error where they produce a version of your book with chapter 7 twice. That’s the chapter where its discovered that Lady Duck is actually the Chinese Ambassador in disguise and she’s been working with Colonel GreenFeather the whole time.

Did I say “spoilers”? Well, too late now. Continue reading

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There’s a Sucker Inheriting Traits Every Minute

In an attempt to educate/enlighten/indoctrinate/brainwash me, I often have readers and viewers send me comments like this one:

“Evolution is the process of change in heritable traits in population subject to descent with modification.”

Even though A Bit of Orange has produced videos and articles about this several times, many people still tend to miss it, so here we go again. Fasten Seat-belts and mind-diapers, everyone!

Evolution cannot be just ANY kind of changes.

To say it is CHANGES in Heritable traits is like saying Mt Rushmore is the result of rock being removed from the mountain.

True? Sort of. But sufficient? Absolutely NOT. Continue reading

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Does PBS KIDS Count as “Scientific Studies”?

In the comments section of the A Bit Of Orange YouTube channel, we get a lot of “words of encouragement” from people whose main message to us is, “Here’s something I think you don’t know!” and “You’re an idiot!” And sometimes “This guy is an idiot!” Then they try to educate me and demonstrate their solid grasp of unsubstantiated blanket assertions.

One such loyal viewer and subscriber said the following: “Studies in paleontology, geology, radiation, cosmology and genetics have all yielded results which overwhelmingly support  a model of earth’s history in which life first appeared on this planet as single celled organisms over 3.5 billion years ago and gradually became more and more diverse from that time until this.”

You’d be interested to see what studies he is referring to in all of those fields and the ways in which they do support the evolutionary timeline. I would also be interested in all of those studies, as he never offered even a single one of them. Apparently I am just to take his word that they exist and assume he has read them all. Continue reading

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Pinterest, Perverts, and the Prophet Mohammed

So I found this on Pinterest. Naturally, I was rolling my eyes about the attempt to use a poorly drawn cartoon meme to normalize all kinds of sin, folly, and self destruction*. 

And I’m all, “Geepers guys, why can’t you just break out the book of Leviticus, flip on over to chapter 18 and figure out…”

Wait… Continue reading

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Racism and the Fallacy of Composition

Various racist groups commit the fallacy of composition when they decide that because some black people are lazy and stupid that all of them must be lazy and stupid. The fact is, there are many who are not. 

Similarly, these racists assume that, because they can find a person who is both black AND lazy and stupid that there is some causative connection between blackness and laziness and stupidity. When all the facts are in, it becomes clear that it is asinine to believe that the density of melanin in the skin could have an effect on the character of the person. Continue reading

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Black Lives Matter… or do they?

The liberal ideology expressed recently in the Black Lives Matter movement seems to be a contradiction. They assert that

black people are oppressed by white people

black people are poor and disadvantaged and white people are rich and privileged

black people have poor schooling and white people have good schools

black people have little or no influence in culture, business and government and white people have all the power in culture, business and government

and yet

somehow

they also assert that we are equal.

But How?

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