The Evolution of SJW’s

Posted on March 23, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

For a couple of decades now, evolution, which is incapable of surviving on science alone, has leaned more and more toward merely attacking anyone who questions it. Instead of using sound logic and observable evidence, Darwinists have used lawsuits, threats and intimidation to keep evolution in schools and textbooks.

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Just as one of MANY possible examples, there was a school district which put a sticker in their biology books which essentially said, “Evolution is disputed by some people. We suggest you learn the facts and make up your own mind based on the evidence.” Evolutionists wet their collective Darwinian pants and sued the school, forcing them to remove those stickers.

It’s safer to question the Bible in church than it is to question Darwin in a public school.

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Transgenders have the right to serve! Or die!

Posted on March 21, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

Transgender’s have the right to serve in the military!

Oh, wait. No they don’t. It’s been taken away from them. So what sense does it make to say that they do?

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Here’s my issue with statements like this one;  “Transgender’s have the right to serve in the military!” People were saying this IN RESPONSE to Transgenders LOSING the right to serve in the military. So it kind of sounds sarcastic.  Continue reading →

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If Your Church was a Doctor

Posted on March 19, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

Of course I don’t know YOUR church specifically, but based on certain trends in the American church over the past few generations, I can say with confidence that, were your church your doctor,

you would never survive.Image result for groucho as doctor hackenbush Continue reading →

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Trolls are Honest Creatures

Posted on March 16, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Oscar Wilde

If you are like a lot of people, you may complain about the anonymity of the Internet. Some people are suggesting it should be impossible to have something like a Twitter account without connecting that account to your personal phone number.  The reason, of course, is that there is a species which lives on line that hides in the shadows and cannot exist in the light. I am talking of course, about TROLLS.

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Genes, Eye Color, and Gender

Posted on March 14, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

When I met my wife, her hair was red. But it was red because she had dyed it. She is actually blonde. She was born blonde, and remains blonde. When she dyed her hair, she was a blonde who had dyed her hair red.Image result for red head

Your DNA determines your hair color. That is determined before you were born, and before you even have hair. You can’t change it, you can only cover it up. Continue reading →

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Children and Pizza

Posted on March 9, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

The Bible says children are a blessing from the Lord.

Psalm 127 says:

3 Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord,
    the fruit of the womb a reward.
4 Like arrows in the hand of a warrior
    are the children of one’s youth.
5 Blessed is the man
    who fills his quiver with them!

And it’s true, children are a blessing.

But there is such thing as too much of a good thing.

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Pizza is a good thing.

Blessed is the man whose plate is piled high with three cheese and pepperoni!

But as someone who has eaten himself sick more than once, I can tell you that, even when something is a wonderful blessing, there is still an argument for knowing when enough is enough. And frankly, I’ve yet to hear the persuasive argument for “too much is never enough” especially when “too much” includes diapers and sleep deprivation. 

I have one child, and even as the husband/father who arguably has the easiest part of the birthday and everything after, it nearly killed me. Maybe I’m soft. Maybe my child is a little more BATMAN than other kids. I don’t know. All I know is, I have a friend with 7 kids.

SEVEN.

So I figure, between the two of us, we have EIGHT kids.

That’s four a piece. My quiver is, statistically speaking, full enough.

But that’s just my opinion.

#JesusLovesYou

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The Bible is like the Dictionary

Posted on March 7, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

Have you ever written a word by hand, like on a piece of paper, and then stared at it too long? You know the feeling, like, YOU just wrote that word, but now you’re looking at it wondering if you have ever seen that combination of letters in that order in your life, and no matter how much you reassure yourself that you spelled it right, you can’t shake the feeling that it HAS TO BE wrong. 

This is called semantic satiation or sometimes Wordnesia. Continue reading →

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Actually, Atheists, you DO have the Burden of Proof

Posted on March 5, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange
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Atheists all of the time be telling me that THEY don’t have to think, reason, or answer questions. They insist that THEY do not have the burden of proof.

However, my atheist friends, You DO have the burden of proof.

You are the one making the ridiculous claims. Continue reading →

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Gene Duplication, Printing Errors, and the Secrets of Lady Duck

Posted on March 1, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

Imagine you wrote a book. It’s a novel about a Bluebird who is actually a secret agent with MI6: “The Nest is Not Enough” (Followup to your runaway best seller “Gold Feather”). 

It’s a real page turner and is doing VERY well with the youth market.

But at the start of the Christmas holiday retail season (September 4th) the printer makes an error where they produce a version of your book with chapter 7 twice. That’s the chapter where its discovered that Lady Duck is actually the Chinese Ambassador in disguise and she’s been working with Colonel GreenFeather the whole time.

Did I say “spoilers”? Well, too late now. Continue reading →

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There’s a Sucker Inheriting Traits Every Minute

Posted on February 28, 2018 by A Bit Of Orange

In an attempt to educate/enlighten/indoctrinate/brainwash me, I often have readers and viewers send me comments like this one:

“Evolution is the process of change in heritable traits in population subject to descent with modification.”

Even though A Bit of Orange has produced videos and articles about this several times, many people still tend to miss it, so here we go again. Fasten Seat-belts and mind-diapers, everyone!

Evolution cannot be just ANY kind of changes.

To say it is CHANGES in Heritable traits is like saying Mt Rushmore is the result of rock being removed from the mountain.

True? Sort of. But sufficient? Absolutely NOT. Continue reading →

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