STAR WARS: A CHRISTMAS CAROL!

STAR WARS: A Christmas Carol

Merry Christmas friends! Just for fun, here’s a collection of Star Wars action figures acting out the Christmas Classic- a Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.

I recommend the original book, it’s actually a great read.

In the mean time, here’s a YouTube treasure from a handful of years ago.

Just in time for Christmas and the release of Star Wars Ep. VIII, STAR WARS: A CHRISTMAS CAROL! See your friends from a galaxy far, far away telling the tale of a a dark lord of the Sith as he learns about giving a care, or something like that.

Sideous gets a visit from the three ghosts of Christmas and learns to love the light side of the force. God bless us, everyone! And may the Force be with us!

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Molecular Clocks Fail Again

The rare frilled shark is considered a “living fossil” because evidence of its existence dates back to at least 80 million years ago. This summer, researchers found one alive and thriving off the coast of Portugal, uncovering more clues about the resilience of this ancient sea creature.*

“Molecular Clocks” is a theory used by evolutionists to support deep time. It says that DNA mutates at measurable and predictable rates, so we can use it to determine how long it took two species to evolve from their common ancestor.

Then the rare frilled shark comes swimming up and says, “Hey guys! What’s going on?”

Image result for the rare frilled shark Continue reading

Posted in The Creation SoapBox | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Siri and I come to a Misunderstanding

I tried to ask Siri for the lyrics to the song “Heart Shaped Box” by 90’s grunge rock band Nirvana, and we had the following exchange.

So, maybe there’s something to be said for artificial intelligence after all.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Protecting the Jews from Christmas

Merry Christmas my friends!

A lot of people whose brains have been washed clean with the bleach of Political Correctness will tell you that we should NOT say “Merry Christmas” because it is offensive to the Jews who celebrate Hanukkah. I say this is stupid. The Jews should be wished a Merry Christmas just like anyone else.

Maybe even more so, since we’re celebrating the birth of their Messiah.

Before any of the whiny liberal Christmas haters start in trying to protect the Jews from our greetings of “Merry Christmas,” let me assure you that of the Jews who make up 2% of America, ALMOST NOT A SINGLE ONE is offended at being wished a “Merry Day They Don’t Consider Holy,” especially as it will be coming from a lot of Walmart Greeters and charity bell ringers who ALSO don’t consider it a HOLY day.

I have a GREAT idea for our Left leaning friends who are concerned for the Jews in America.

Stop trying to protect the Jews from friendly Christmas greetings and MAYBE consider the threat of Islam, which literally teaches its followers to KILL EVERY JEW ON EARTH.

Quran (2:191-193) – “And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief- such as Jews and Christians] is worse than killing… And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief such as Jews and Christians- and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone.” 

But of course not ALL Muslims are going to kill their Jewish neighbors. I’ve known a few myself who I am sure will never blow up a school bus. Does the Quran accept their pacifism? (#NotAllMuslims?)

Quran (2:216) – Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not.”

But surely they are commanded to live in peace with their Jewish neighbors?

Quran (4:89) – “They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks … seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks.”

But not ALL disbelievers are…

Quran (8:12) – “(Remember) when your Lord inspired the angels… “I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them” 

But…

Quran (9:5) – “… slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush..”

But no Muslims interpret these verses the way that you are implying that…

“In 2016, the Islamic State referred to this verse in urging the faithful to commit terror attacks: Allah did not only command the ‘fighting’ of disbelievers, as if to say He only wants us to conduct frontline operations against them. Rather, He (Allah) has also ordered that they be slain wherever they may be – on or off the battlefield. (source)”

But surely Mohammed, the prophet of Islam was a man of peace and mercy…

Sahih Bukhari (11:626) – [Muhammad said:] “I decided to order a man to lead the prayer and then take a flame to burn all those, who had not left their houses for the prayer, burning them alive inside their homes.”

Tabari 9:69 “Killing Unbelievers is a small matter to us” The words of Muhammad, prophet of Islam.

If any of you Liberal Democrat Snowflakes can explain to me how it makes sense to suppress CHRISTMAS to protect the Jews from offense, while demanding Trump let Muslims from anywhere in the world just waltz right in here and build themselves a Mosque, I will personally bake you a cake.

But it will be a cake that says “Merry Christmas.”

#JesusLovesYou

Please visit us at https://www.youtube.com/abitoforange

Posted in SocioPolitico | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Yeah, I said “Christmas.” Deal with it.

Hello friends!

And Merry Christmas to you!

Let’s talk about people refusing to say “Merry Christmas.”

I just had a revelation two days ago: People don’t want to say “Merry Christmas” because they don’t want to offend the Atheists or Jews or whoever celebrates holidays invented in California. So they say, “Happy Holidays!” But “Holidays” is American slang for HOLY DAYS. So by saying “Holidays” we’re acknowledging the days recognized by the Church as the anniversary of HOLY events, like the birth of Jesus, the Christ, the Son of God. Without the Christian Church there ARE NO HOLY DAYS.

Or science, hospitals, orphanages, or commonplace literacy, but I digress.

First, Atheists are going to be offended. They’re like a cat with a sunburn. There’s no way to make them happy. I say we stop trying.

Second, I know some of you are going to say “Replacing CHRISTMAS with HOLIDAYS is language intended to include the holy days of Hanukkah and Kwanzaa!”

Here’s why that’s stupid: Kwanzaa isn’t a real holiday and there is nothing HOLY about it. It’s almost a Hallmark Holiday, but it doesn’t even have an annoying animated film for kids telling the Hollywood version of the first Kwanzaa. It’s hyped up nonsense- like a trained pig who can drive a car, but just as insignificant. It only matters if its driving right toward you in your lane. Otherwise, it’s worth about one meme on Pinterest and nothing more.

Also, the Jews only make up 2% of America, so while they are culturally significant to our country, their increasingly disregarded heritage is less important to most people than Cinco De Mayo, especially because it offers no real excuse to get drunk or eat Tacos.

I’m not in favor of getting drunk- I’m just telling you how Americans seem to rank holidays.

These Christmas haters are using a holiday which only has significance for 2% of our population (and in reality less of them every year as they all move to the coast and become atheists) to force everyone in the country to STOP saying Merry Christmas, even though we are- almost ALL of us- going to take off December 25th and gather around the CHRISTMAS tree and exchange CHRISTMAS presents and listen to CHRISTMAS music.

You see where I’m going with this? No one you know is putting up a Kwanzaa tree or listening to Hanukkah carols. They are going to CHRISTMAS parties and taking their kids to see the mall Santa, where Santa will ask, “What do you want for CHRISTMAS little boy or girl?”

So when someone pretends they are offended on behalf of the Jewish friends they don’t really have because you acknowledge the same Holy Day the ENTIRE COUNTRY has acknowledged for 200 years, you just tell them Merry Christmas just the same. And if they’re an Atheist, tell them they should protest by going to work on Christmas and refusing to touch the Christmas cookies. We’ll see how strong their resolve is when it’s in the shape of a Christmas tree, frosted, and covered in sprinkles.

#JesusLovesYou

Please visit us at: www.youtube.com/abitoforange

 

 

Posted in SocioPolitico | Tagged | 3 Comments

Spoiler Free Review of THE LAST JEDI

Once again, I realize that this is far from my normal topics, but, this is my blog, so I can write what I want. And if you’re not into Star Wars, Jesus still loves you, but I don’t know if we can be friends.

If you want to go into The Last Jedi with as LITTLE Spoilering as possible, then stop reading, go see it, and then finish reading this. That said, I shall try to give as little spoilers as possible, but you have been warned.

First- I used to like the prequels. I mean, I understood why people hated them. It’s hard to watch Jar Jar Binks and NOT know why people desire to do physical harm to him. But all the same I appreciated Star Wars Ep I-III for what they were, flaws and all. But last night, when The Last Jedi finished and the credits started rolling, I realized something.

I now hate the prequels.Image result for jar jar binks

The Last Jedi was AMAZING in ALL THE WAYS THE PREQUELS NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO BEING. My brother texted me last night and said he thought it was the best Star Wars movie yet, and I think anyone would be hard pressed to argue. It was AMAZING.

Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Genesis Movie: Paradise Lost REVIEW [Spoilers?]

I don’t know if its possible to give spoilers to a 150 year old debate about a 6,000 year old Creation story, but if so… here’s your SPOILER warning. But seriously, you should just go read Genesis chapter one right now. How have you made it this far without reading the FIRST chapter of the Bible? Come on, people! Turn off the TV and READ something! Continue reading

Posted in Recommendations, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

SOUND OFF ON SCIENCE 2017!

Its that time again! Time to show off how much you know (or think you know) about science! Just click the dog reading a book about science below and you’ll be taken to a google form that asks you some very simple science questions! It’s fun and it lets us get to know you better. And thanks!

Are you smarter than a golden lab? Click on this picture to prove you are!

 

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

God and the Infinity Stone

Christians have claimed for a very long time that God can do anything.
He is “All Powerful.”

Atheists have claimed, since the invention of the internet by Al Gore in the early 1990’s, that this claim shows that the Christian concept of God is incoherent and thus OBVIOUSLY false.
It goes like this:

Can God create a stone so big that he CAN’T lift it?

The trick is this:

If God CAN make such a stone, then there is something God CANNOT do- lift the stone.

And if God CANNOT make the stone, then there is something God CANNOT do- make that stone.

CHRISTIANITY IS FINISHED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

20-of-the-most-evil-cats-youll-ever-see-11.jpg

Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

What is Natural Selection? | A Mouthful of Soap

There are green and brown beetles. The green ones die. Evolution? SERIOUSLY?

This Mouthful of Soap was from the Evolution 101 series (originally posted on the Creation SoapBox, here:

Evolution 101, Intro: In search of True Believers

See more from the Evolution 101 series here:

Learn more about evolution in the Defining Evolution series here:

or in the Creation Soapbox series here:

https://abitoforange.com/
http://facebook.com/abitoforange

Posted in Evolution 101 | Leave a comment