The news has been ALL a buzz about the governor of Florida trying to pass a law to make it ILLEGAL to even TALK about homosexuals. It’s called the “Don’t Say GAY Bill,” and it would make it illegal for teachers to say the word “GAY” in schools. Hollywood celebrities came out to show their courage and confident understanding by saying things like, ” GAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY.” And also taking to social media to add, “GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY. #GAY”
Despite being the smartest and most moral people in the whole universe, the Hollywood celebrities who chimed in on this matter managed to miss a few small, yet still relevant facts about this proposed legislation.
First, it was NOT called the “Don’t Say Gay,” bill. It was called the “Parental Rights in Education” Bill. And secondly, it has absolutely nothing to do with making it illegal to say “Gay.” It merely seeks to ban pornography and discussions of things like Sodomy at grades 4 and under.
So, you can still say “Gay” in Florida. No one cares.
What you can’t do, according to the Parental rights in Education Bill, is tell 6 year-olds about how, when two men love each other the way your mom and the mailman love each other when your alcoholic dad is at work, they [CENSORED] each other’s [CENSORED] like monkeys on cocaine. This is called Sodomy (Can you say “sodomy,” boys and girls?) and it’s something everyone should do, even though it is by far the easiest way to contract the AIDS virus. Here’s a special episode of Sesame Street ALL about it featuring the updated, woke Bert and Ernie…
The Democratic Left has had two amusing reactions to this proposed legislation. First, they have FREAKED OUT on social media, asserting that NO ONE wants to teach this kind of sexual perversion to small children! And secondly, they have FREAKED OUT because they feel they should be able to continue teaching this kind of sexual perversion to small children! Some have actually taken to TikTok, sharing how upset they are they they would no longer be able to talk to their kindergarten classes about having sex with their lesbian girlfriends.
When I was in kindergarten, we had guinea pigs and learned how to write letters. None of our teachers talked about who they were having sex with. As a result, many of the kids in my class have grown up to NOT be drug addicts or social media influencers.
In a BRILLIANT move, the heads of Disney corporation, makers of fine family entertainment for almost a century and benefiting from very special treatment by the state of Florida which has saved them tens of millions of dollars every year for 70 years, decided to publicly declare their opposition to this Florida bill and promise to fight similar bills in other states. I guess that was the only way they figured they could keep it legal to have their movies shown to school kids while also continuously adding in more perverse sexual content.
Maybe I’m assuming things, but I suspect one of the reasons that generations of movie goers have taken their kids and grandkids to see Disney movies in the past century was because, among other factors, Disney movies traditionally didn’t have any perverse sexual content. Disney seems pretty bent on changing that these days, and in my opinion, that’s really gay. Even in Florida.