Florida: “What? No, go ahead and say Gay.”

The news has been ALL a buzz about the governor of Florida trying to pass a law to make it ILLEGAL to even TALK about homosexuals. It’s called the “Don’t Say GAY Bill,” and it would make it illegal for teachers to say the word “GAY” in schools. Hollywood celebrities came out to show their courage and confident understanding by saying things like, ” GAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY.” And also taking to social media to add, “GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY. #GAY”

Sure the kids know their ABC’s but do they know their Sodomies?

Despite being the smartest and most moral people in the whole universe, the Hollywood celebrities who chimed in on this matter managed to miss a few small, yet still relevant facts about this proposed legislation.

First, it was NOT called the “Don’t Say Gay,” bill. It was called the “Parental Rights in Education” Bill. And secondly, it has absolutely nothing to do with making it illegal to say “Gay.” It merely seeks to ban pornography and discussions of things like Sodomy at grades 4 and under.

So, you can still say “Gay” in Florida. No one cares.

What you can’t do, according to the Parental rights in Education Bill, is tell 6 year-olds about how, when two men love each other the way your mom and the mailman love each other when your alcoholic dad is at work, they [CENSORED] each other’s [CENSORED] like monkeys on cocaine. This is called Sodomy (Can you say “sodomy,” boys and girls?) and it’s something everyone should do, even though it is by far the easiest way to contract the AIDS virus. Here’s a special episode of Sesame Street ALL about it featuring the updated, woke Bert and Ernie…

The Democratic Left has had two amusing reactions to this proposed legislation. First, they have FREAKED OUT on social media, asserting that NO ONE wants to teach this kind of sexual perversion to small children! And secondly, they have FREAKED OUT because they feel they should be able to continue teaching this kind of sexual perversion to small children! Some have actually taken to TikTok, sharing how upset they are they they would no longer be able to talk to their kindergarten classes about having sex with their lesbian girlfriends.

When I was in kindergarten, we had guinea pigs and learned how to write letters. None of our teachers talked about who they were having sex with. As a result, many of the kids in my class have grown up to NOT be drug addicts or social media influencers.

In a BRILLIANT move, the heads of Disney corporation, makers of fine family entertainment for almost a century and benefiting from very special treatment by the state of Florida which has saved them tens of millions of dollars every year for 70 years, decided to publicly declare their opposition to this Florida bill and promise to fight similar bills in other states. I guess that was the only way they figured they could keep it legal to have their movies shown to school kids while also continuously adding in more perverse sexual content.

Maybe I’m assuming things, but I suspect one of the reasons that generations of movie goers have taken their kids and grandkids to see Disney movies in the past century was because, among other factors, Disney movies traditionally didn’t have any perverse sexual content. Disney seems pretty bent on changing that these days, and in my opinion, that’s really gay. Even in Florida.

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1 Response to Florida: “What? No, go ahead and say Gay.”

  1. jsneese62 says:

    I was born in 1962 and all the years I was growing up I loved Disney and I believe they will eventually regret the choices they have made in recent years because there are going to be a lot of parents not want their kids seeing the crap they are putting out. I still love Mickey Mouse and always will, but not Disney. I found out sometime in my early adult years that Walt Disney was by no means a good man he however was a good business man if nothing else. I doubt this would have happened were he alive today. I actually have a rubber Mickey Mouse from I think it is 1954 he looks like a hobo. I have had it since I was 3 years old and wouldn’t give it up for the world, but I sure do hate what they have done to his kingdom.
    I use to do reviews for children’s shows on here and it is still here though I have not touched it for years and one of my favorite reviews I did was for a Disney show called Doc McStuffins until they came out with an episode about a toy that had two mommies. In my opinion they took a show that had been wholesome about a little girl that was a doctor to stuffed animals and toys and made it dirty. There was no reason to add that in there since most toys don’t have families. I stopped making reviews after that I didn’t have the heart for it anymore.
    You are absolutely right there is no reason to be teaching that stuff to young children or children at all for that matter and I am sure the insane kitten would agree. If I still had young kids today they would be home schooled there is no way they would ever step foot into a public or private school.
    My biggest fear is that in the future when all of these kids being put on puberty blockers and being transitioned before they even fully understand what gender is grows up and realizes it was all a huge horrible mistake and it cannot be undone what will happen to them? I fear the worst and how will they feel about the parents that encouraged it and allowed it all to happen to them before they could be old enough to know what was happening let alone consent. This is all a tragedy just waiting to happen, and many will reap what they have sown. Jesus speaks to how He feels about children and those that would cause them to stumble in Matthew 18:6
    “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.” and I feel many parents will wish this had happened to them in the end.

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