White People are THE BEST! (and other Woke Values)

Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, learning what other people think is not only easy, it’s nearly impossible to avoid! There was a time when people wrote their secret feelings and thoughts in a secret document called a “diary” which was sometimes locked and often hidden. If you read someone’s diary, they were angry at you for invading their privacy.

Thanks to the internet, people are now able to not only write their diary through electronic means, but they can also post it publicly for the whole world to see, and they will get angry at you for NOT reading it. But what enrages these people more than anything is when you don’t AGREE with all of their feelings. And it’s not enough to merely read what they think and feel, but you BETTER SAY that you agree. They have a phrase for you if you fail; “Silence is VIOLENCE.” And it must be true, because it rhymes.

That’s right. If you don’t say you agree with all of their feelings them you might as well just punch them in the face! And as appealing as that is, I am still legally obligated to suggest you not do so.

But all of that to say, that thanks to the internet, Woke, politically correct friends can now teach us everything we are supposed to think and feel unless we want to get accused of being hateful and violent. I’ve been paying attention to the political correctness of our friends on the Democratic Left for a long time now, and one of the things I am amazed that seems to keep escaping other people’s notice is how very WHITE Woke values truly are. The Woke left LOVES WHITE PEOPLE!

Now, you may think they hate white people, because they are constantly criticizing them, but the truth is, they LOVE WHITENESS SO MUCH that it literally HURTS THEM to see Whiteness being blasphemed, or misused.

For example, Woke teachers on TikTok have made videos explaining how it is RACIST to expect Black students to sit still and pay attention. Others have expressed how racist it is to expect non-whites to do higher math, or to take tests within a certain time limit. The underlying idea is, of course, “You can’t try and make NON White students act like WHITE students! That’s cultural appropriation! Being good in school is a WHITE thing!” But don’t take my word for it. Here are some headlines:

This list could go on forever, but let’s get down to the motherload of Woke WHITE loving! A few years back, The Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture unveiled guidelines for talking about race. A graphic displayed in the guidelines, entitled “Aspects and Assumptions of Whiteness in the United States,” declares that rational thinking and hard work, among others, are white values.

In the section, Smithsonian declares that “objective, rational, linear thinking,” “quantitative emphasis,” “hard work before play,” and various other values are aspects and assumptions of whiteness. I mean, just LOOK at this list of WHITENESS! It’s like, anything that makes civilization different from a herd of guinea pigs is something native to WHITE PEOPLE! Even science! Check it out- “Objective, rational linear thinking” is a WHITE thing!

I have to admit, without the good Woke Leftist Democrats at the National Museum of African American History & Culture, I never would have thought that the scientific method was a White thing. I mean, imagine how silly George Washington Carver would have felt if he had known that! That poor guy was doing chemistry and inventing, all the while committing the sin of cultural appropriation and, I don’t know, rejecting his blackness or something. Either way, we better start tearing down any and all statues depicting him immediately.

Didn’t George Washington Carver invent peanut butter? Is that why PB&J is racist? I need to look into that.

But there’s so much more! Being on time, working hard, planning for the future- ALL WHITE THINGS! White people are the BEST! It’s no wonder Leftists think they have to make laws to force people to hire black people or let them into college. They apparently assume that only the white workers and students will show up and… well, do anything productive.

I have read how the KKK described the differences between White people and non Whites, and I thought it was absurd, but hearing it from The National Museum of African American History & Culture makes it take on a whole new meaning! Certainly, if our friends on the Democratic Left feel this way (and they sure seem to indicate it in EVERY form of social and print media) then clearly the KKK was onto something. In fact, they were Woke before being WOKE was a thing!

But of course I’m not suggesting for a minute that the Democrats of today would come out in public, dressed up in all white from head to toe to stand for these White Supremacist ideologies and expressing their seething, blind hate of Republicans…

Well, I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same. Even on social media.

But Democrat WOMEN dressed all in white, in solidarity of their hatred for Republicans were never a thing. The Klan were all men, right?

Ermagershdangitz!

Author’s Note: If you don’t understand sarcasm, find someone who does to explain this article to you before you leave me a comment. You’ll be glad you did.

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4 Responses to White People are THE BEST! (and other Woke Values)

  1. wojtek says:

    Jesus loves you!!!

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  2. jsneese62 says:

    Oh boy do I understand sarcasm and I love it. As for social media I have had a Facebook account since 2008 and I have had people get mad at me because I do not share my personal life on there. One person asked me why and I bluntly told them because it is none of your business. It is not that I don’t share some things like my cats especially the insane one, good things that happen, and Bible quotes, but what they want is dirty laundry stuff. People now do not understand keeping private things private.
    As for the left and being woke ( Oh how I hate that word now) what so many people do not understand is they are telling them “Hey you are stupid” my man understands this since he was told most of his life he talks “white” just because he is articulate and I don’t need an interpreter to understand Ebonics. He also refuses to be called African-American he says because he has never been to Africa and was born an American so he is American.
    I however have noticed more and more people of color waking up recently to the fact that what the left is going is demeaning at best and very racist at worst. Unfortunately though the more people of color wake up the more white left leaning liberals are doubling down. I am not sure there is any hope for them. There is a black man I follow on Facebook him and Trump became pretty good friends and when the company that made Aunt Jemima changed the name of the pancake mix and syrup he came out with Cousin T’s pancake mix and it is doing very well. His name is Terrence K. Williams and he is quite the comedian too.

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    • Dang J, I like everything you say. It’s a refreshing change of pace to come here to the comments and find some lady with a cat saying things that make me say, “THIS lady has some common sense!” instead of “THIS lady has taken too many pills!” because, well, not all of my comments section are of the same quality. But Jesus loves us all.
      I’m glad you get my sarcasm, and I’m glad to hear your man understands that he is a man, and not a color. He sounds like a smart one too. I’m guessing you two are good together.
      Some days I am optimistic, and other days I despair, but every day Jesus is Lord and I need to relax. God bless America, and God bless you my friend! And your cat. ūüėČ

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      • jsneese62 says:

        Awww thank you I like to believe under all my sarcasm I have a bit of common sense. The cat needs an exorcism most of the time unlike the other two she hunts forks in the sink and rips around the kitchen at break neck speed. I do take a lot of pills just not “those” kinds of pills.
        I think my man is pretty smart and he calls me a racist about every other day and I remind him he cannot be racist because he is black. You are right he does not define himself as a color. So we get on well one racist to a can’t be racist can.
        I have few optimistic days now, but I try not despair to much because I know where we are headed when that hand basket reaches the bottom of the proverbial slide. Yes, definite God bless America, God Bless you too my friend, and as for the cat send holy water she is a wicked girl lol.

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