Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, learning what other people think is not only easy, it’s nearly impossible to avoid! There was a time when people wrote their secret feelings and thoughts in a secret document called a “diary” which was sometimes locked and often hidden. If you read someone’s diary, they were angry at you for invading their privacy.
Thanks to the internet, people are now able to not only write their diary through electronic means, but they can also post it publicly for the whole world to see, and they will get angry at you for NOT reading it. But what enrages these people more than anything is when you don’t AGREE with all of their feelings. And it’s not enough to merely read what they think and feel, but you BETTER SAY that you agree. They have a phrase for you if you fail; “Silence is VIOLENCE.” And it must be true, because it rhymes.
That’s right. If you don’t say you agree with all of their feelings them you might as well just punch them in the face! And as appealing as that is, I am still legally obligated to suggest you not do so.
But all of that to say, that thanks to the internet, Woke, politically correct friends can now teach us everything we are supposed to think and feel unless we want to get accused of being hateful and violent. I’ve been paying attention to the political correctness of our friends on the Democratic Left for a long time now, and one of the things I am amazed that seems to keep escaping other people’s notice is how very WHITE Woke values truly are. The Woke left LOVES WHITE PEOPLE!
Now, you may think they hate white people, because they are constantly criticizing them, but the truth is, they LOVE WHITENESS SO MUCH that it literally HURTS THEM to see Whiteness being blasphemed, or misused.
For example, Woke teachers on TikTok have made videos explaining how it is RACIST to expect Black students to sit still and pay attention. Others have expressed how racist it is to expect non-whites to do higher math, or to take tests within a certain time limit. The underlying idea is, of course, “You can’t try and make NON White students act like WHITE students! That’s cultural appropriation! Being good in school is a WHITE thing!” But don’t take my word for it. Here are some headlines:
This list could go on forever, but let’s get down to the motherload of Woke WHITE loving! A few years back, The Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture unveiled guidelines for talking about race. A graphic displayed in the guidelines, entitled “Aspects and Assumptions of Whiteness in the United States,” declares that rational thinking and hard work, among others, are white values.
In the section, Smithsonian declares that “objective, rational, linear thinking,” “quantitative emphasis,” “hard work before play,” and various other values are aspects and assumptions of whiteness. I mean, just LOOK at this list of WHITENESS! It’s like, anything that makes civilization different from a herd of guinea pigs is something native to WHITE PEOPLE! Even science! Check it out- “Objective, rational linear thinking” is a WHITE thing!
I have to admit, without the good Woke Leftist Democrats at the National Museum of African American History & Culture, I never would have thought that the scientific method was a White thing. I mean, imagine how silly George Washington Carver would have felt if he had known that! That poor guy was doing chemistry and inventing, all the while committing the sin of cultural appropriation and, I don’t know, rejecting his blackness or something. Either way, we better start tearing down any and all statues depicting him immediately.
Didn’t George Washington Carver invent peanut butter? Is that why PB&J is racist? I need to look into that.
But there’s so much more! Being on time, working hard, planning for the future- ALL WHITE THINGS! White people are the BEST! It’s no wonder Leftists think they have to make laws to force people to hire black people or let them into college. They apparently assume that only the white workers and students will show up and… well, do anything productive.
I have read how the KKK described the differences between White people and non Whites, and I thought it was absurd, but hearing it from The National Museum of African American History & Culture makes it take on a whole new meaning! Certainly, if our friends on the Democratic Left feel this way (and they sure seem to indicate it in EVERY form of social and print media) then clearly the KKK was onto something. In fact, they were Woke before being WOKE was a thing!
But of course I’m not suggesting for a minute that the Democrats of today would come out in public, dressed up in all white from head to toe to stand for these White Supremacist ideologies and expressing their seething, blind hate of Republicans…
Well, I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same. Even on social media.
But Democrat WOMEN dressed all in white, in solidarity of their hatred for Republicans were never a thing. The Klan were all men, right?
Author’s Note: If you don’t understand sarcasm, find someone who does to explain this article to you before you leave me a comment. You’ll be glad you did.